SORRY I CAN'T. HOCKEY IS ON.
A girl from Pittsburgh PA. In love with The Pittsburgh Penguins. They say I'm funny. I might be the most sarcastic person you'll ever know. *I'm in no way, shape or form affiliated with the Penguins. Just an insane fan.* Type 1 Diabetic. I am a weird hockey starved hermit who blooms into a flailing crying mess for no reason. you can call me C :)
Reblogged from shadowsbitontheside, Posted by crosnealkin.

(Source: crosnealkin)

Reblogged from shadowsbitontheside, Posted by crosnealkin.

(Source: crosnealkin)

I would bet any money that Bylsma’s water bottle is filled with vodka, not water.

i-am-in-your-fandom:

tvgropes:

the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects

AMEN

(Source: todoyurika)

boycheck:

canucks-for-the-cup:

The Canucks break the roof in Ottawa

I have never seen a group of men cowering in fear like they’re small children

boycheck:

canucks-for-the-cup:

The Canucks break the roof in Ottawa

I have never seen a group of men cowering in fear like they’re small children

Reblogged from officialmaatta, Posted by tuukkarasksass.
tuukkarasksass:

He jumps like “WHAT IN THE SHIT?! Oh, it’s a fucking octopus.”

tuukkarasksass:

He jumps like “WHAT IN THE SHIT?! Oh, it’s a fucking octopus.”

Reblogged from itsacatch23situation, Posted by estranja.
bombshellwithabarbell:

This is my favorite p and r quote

bombshellwithabarbell:

This is my favorite p and r quote

(Source: estranja)

shrrrr1mp:

flowury:

I hope you fall in love with someone who makes you fall in love with the entire world

protip: fall in love with yourself

"Hold my hand"

meryl talking to maks (via curls-eyes-lips)

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

sweet-detroit:

I used to enjoy long summers

Then I became a hockey fan