Mom, chew with your mouth closed before I come over there and slap you.
when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub
If anyone would like to know what it’s like to be diabetic for a day let me know so we can switch lives.
James Neal did not get traded for my picture to get two notes.
I got too turnt listening to Ed Sheeran on the IHeart Radio Festival and I broke a lamp.