If anyone would like to know what it’s like to be diabetic for a day let me know so we can switch lives.
James Neal did not get traded for my picture to get two notes.
I got too turnt listening to Ed Sheeran on the IHeart Radio Festival and I broke a lamp.
- First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
- Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants
Sidney Crosby might get hit by a bus tomorrow. Evgeni Malkin might contract ebola next week. Rob Rossi might actually start writing things that people want to read.
when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it