the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
My mom just yelled at me for eating a cookie when I am low. Bitch I will eat the entire fridge when my blood sugar is 32.
When your fav player goes to another team
If you aren’t watching Penn State play Central Florida right now I am judging you.
Okay so I need an idea for a story in our school news paper. There aren’t really any guidelines or parameters considering it is a news paper- as long as it is school appropriate. If you could help out that would be great!! Thanks.
*NHL announces expansion to las vegas*
[tyler seguin trips over his feet asking for a trade]
(jonny toews claps his hands over pkanes ears and guides him away)
(Paul Bissonnette offers to play for payment in beer and speedos)
(Michael Del Zotto speeds over to Vegas in his salmon shorts on his inflatable dolphin)
Driving myself to the nearest bridge to throw myself off of because school.