I would bet any money that Bylsma’s water bottle is filled with vodka, not water.
"Hold my hand"
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning
I used to enjoy long summers
Then I became a hockey fan