If you aren’t watching Penn State play Central Florida right now I am judging you.
Okay so I need an idea for a story in our school news paper. There aren’t really any guidelines or parameters considering it is a news paper- as long as it is school appropriate. If you could help out that would be great!! Thanks.
*NHL announces expansion to las vegas*
[tyler seguin trips over his feet asking for a trade]
(jonny toews claps his hands over pkanes ears and guides him away)
(Paul Bissonnette offers to play for payment in beer and speedos)
(Michael Del Zotto speeds over to Vegas in his salmon shorts on his inflatable dolphin)
Driving myself to the nearest bridge to throw myself off of because school.
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?
if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they